Sure wanna be: Ice Cream Man

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«… the promise of fast-melting but irresistable goodies…»

You like sweet. Or you like kids. Or both. Anyway, you're a sucker for happy faces and you don't even mind them being covered in chocolate or strawberry stains. Also, you have a steady hand and a good eye for "scoop sizes". And of course your timing is excellent so you'll be able to dip ice cream in hot choc without melting it and turning the lot into a gooey mess.


Of course, not only kids love ice cream. I mean... have you seen those "Magnum" ads on tv? Ice cream can be comfort, indulgence, passion, or even lust on a stick. In the words of David Lee Roth: I got good lemonade, ah, dixie cups. All flavors and push-ups too. I'm your ice cream man, baby, stop me when I'm passin' by. See now all my flavors are guaranteed to satisfy. Just so you know it.


Ok, but here comes the uncool bit: you may have to drive an unsightly van and broadcast a ghastly musical-boxy tune while you're at it. I don't know why that is, but it's expected of you. So be sure to get your driver's licence... and some ear plugs. And don't forget to smile on the job, but hey... don't overdo it.

 

So, are you sure this is what you want? Do you really strive to become a modern-day Pied Piper and charm thousands of people with your captivating tune and the promise of fast-melting but irresistable goodies? Then look no further, wash your hands, and dive in. Oh, and don't forget to ask if they want crushed nuts and a little paper umbrella.



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